{"id":38075,"date":"2024-11-12T20:43:03","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T19:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/refonte-asterix.fr\/personnages\/diagnostix\/"},"modified":"2024-12-24T08:13:42","modified_gmt":"2024-12-24T07:13:42","slug":"diagnostix","status":"publish","type":"personnages","link":"https:\/\/asterix.com\/de\/charaktere\/diagnostix\/","title":{"rendered":"Diagnostix"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wpb-content-wrapper\"><p>[vc_row css_animation=&#8220;&#8220; row_type=&#8220;row&#8220; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8220;no&#8220; type=&#8220;full_width&#8220; angled_section=&#8220;no&#8220; text_align=&#8220;left&#8220; background_image_as_pattern=&#8220;without_pattern&#8220;][vc_column width=&#8220;2\/3&#8243;][vc_column_text css=&#8220;&#8220;]<\/p>\n<h2>Der Druide, der Ihre Beschwerden auf den ersten Blick erkennt<\/h2>\n<p>[\/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=&#8220;&#8220;]Aiiiih! Auuuu! Aoooh! Das Bauchweh, das Majestix am Anfang des Albums <a class=\"linkalb\" href=\"https:\/\/asterix.com\/de\/albums\/die-klassischen-abenteuer\/der-arvernerschild\/\"><i>Asterix und der Arvernerschild<\/i><\/a>\u00a0plagt, ist so schrecklich, dass selbst die Heiltr\u00e4nke von Miraculix nicht mehr helfen! F\u00fcr den ehrw\u00fcrdigen Druiden besteht die einzige L\u00f6sung darin, den H\u00e4uptling zur Kur in den Badeort\u00a0<i>Aquae Calidae<\/i>\u00a0(der heute Vichy hei\u00dft) zu schicken. Dort erwartet ihn Diagnostix, ein Druidenkollege von Miraculix.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dank seines geschulten Blickes stuft der auf Di\u00e4ten spezialisierte Druide den H\u00e4uptling als extremen Fall ein und verordnet ihm die ber\u00fcchtigte Di\u00e4t Nummer 1. Radikaler k\u00f6nnte die Behandlung gar nicht sein: regelm\u00e4\u00dfiges Trinken des Wassers aus einer Heilquelle, Duschen nach einen ausgekl\u00fcgeltem System und eine strenge Di\u00e4t, bei der nur in Wasser ged\u00fcnstetes Gem\u00fcse auf den Tisch kommt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nachdem die Behandlung f\u00fcr den H\u00e4uptling feststeht, wendet sich Diagnostix auch an Obelix und versucht ihm, auch mithilfe seiner Faust, klarzumachen, dass er ebenfalls eine Kur n\u00f6tig h\u00e4tte. Der Faustschlag, den der Druide unserem gut gebauten Gallier in den Magen st\u00f6\u00dft, ist so heftig, dass Majestix beim blo\u00dfen Anblick in Ohnmacht f\u00e4llt! Die Diagnose f\u00fcr Obelix ist allerdings nicht so schlimm! 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