{"id":38334,"date":"2024-09-26T11:36:08","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T09:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/refonte-asterix.fr\/personnages\/faitexcus\/"},"modified":"2024-12-25T20:41:02","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T19:41:02","slug":"pideperdonus","status":"publish","type":"personnages","link":"https:\/\/asterix.com\/es\/personajes\/pideperdonus\/","title":{"rendered":"Pideperdonus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wpb-content-wrapper\"><p>[vc_row css_animation=\u00bb\u00bb row_type=\u00bbrow\u00bb use_row_as_full_screen_section=\u00bbno\u00bb type=\u00bbfull_width\u00bb angled_section=\u00bbno\u00bb text_align=\u00bbleft\u00bb background_image_as_pattern=\u00bbwithout_pattern\u00bb][vc_column width=\u00bb2\/3&#8243;][vc_column_text css=\u00bb\u00bb]<\/p>\n<h2>Legionario muy burro<\/h2>\n<p>[\/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=\u00bb\u00bb]Imaginaos unos legionarios romanos perfectamente alineados, firmes como una \u00abi\u00bb, y manteniendo con aplomo sus lanzas perfectamente afiladas. Ahora, que salga de la formaci\u00f3n un imb\u00e9cil notorio, con una sonrisa de atontado, que Albert Uderzo dibuja un poco diferente respecto este perfecto orden, como para ense\u00f1ar el tiempo que se habr\u00e1 perdido para que la orden dada por su superior llegue hasta el cerebro de nuestro hombre, y que \u00e9l comprenda finalmente que debe detenerse \u00a1Este idiota es Pideperdonus! Y he aqu\u00ed, dentro de la m\u00e1s pura tradici\u00f3n romana, designado voluntario por su decuri\u00f3n para servir de cobaya a Setentaisix y Panor\u00e1mix, que deben probar que ellos son realmente druidas, para que se les permita internarse en el bosque de los Carnutes donde tiene lugar la reuni\u00f3n anual del orden dru\u00eddico. Pideperdonus cumple las \u00f3rdenes y mastica unas hierbas elaboradas por Setentaisix, el druida belga \u00a1El resultado es sorprendente, ya que el pobre Pideperdonus se pone s\u00fabitamente a rebuznar! \u00bfSorprendente? 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